I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
