We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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