I'm gonna have a badass scar
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm determined to sit on that face.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
