The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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