What a fucking waste of an outfit
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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