i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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