hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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