I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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