We're like a lot better than the average bears
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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