wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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