girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He shit in the fireplace
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
