quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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