Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
The adults are the big ones right?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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