Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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