It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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