I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
4 words: hood of his car
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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