He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
