"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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