He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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