did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
