I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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