Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Randomize
