i permit you to call me
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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