Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm just crazy horny about you
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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