what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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