if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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