If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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