Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
im holly from the hills drunk
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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