She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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