she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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