So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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