am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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