I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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