love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Soap is not a condiment
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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