I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
so much tequila, so little girl.
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