The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
bring money and cleavage
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
ttyl tear gas
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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