so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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