It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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