you guys were way drunker than both of me
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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