Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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