But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
from now on my penis is your penis
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
She announced her abortion via fbk
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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