Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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