her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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