I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
