you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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