I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Text me some of your sweat
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize