wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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