The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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