I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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