I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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