i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
