Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Let's get the cat blown out
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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