if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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