I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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