What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
pop tarts are not kleenex
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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