id be glad to
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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