I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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