How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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