walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
