The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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